if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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