but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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