I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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