this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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