Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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