you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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