Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
send nudes
from the living room?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
