It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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