The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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