i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will be naked everywhere
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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