let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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