please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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