the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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