Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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