he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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