And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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