I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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