ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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