fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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