make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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