did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I need you to use more vowels.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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