doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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