sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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