I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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