Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sacagawea was the original milf.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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