Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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