He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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