We won't sleep together?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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