I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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