i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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