: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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