Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
