He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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