Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my being single is dangerous.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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