Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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