hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I party with great urgency now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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