this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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