Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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