But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
that is very illegal...i love you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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