We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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