i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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