Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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