Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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