I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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