is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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