his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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