You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So much Jack, so little girl.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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