I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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