That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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