yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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