Dual....:-)
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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